Hey All You BO Fans!

I've been doing a lot of thinking lately about the "Prophet of Change" himself, the big BO - searching the internet, reading stuff, talking to people, caucusing, etc. I'm afraid I still don't get it. I can't climb on the "Change" bandwagon; I can't choke down the Koolaid no matter how hard I try. According to the mass media, that means I'm old, uneducated, poor, rascist, and female. Well, I am female so maybe that's why, but I see plenty of other females out there with vacant eyes chanting the "Change" mantra. Join me on my quest to understand the BO appeal.